If Deadpool gets perfectly bisected down the middle, what happens?
Do we get two Deadpools? If not, which half grows back? Why?
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ChosenZero2025-10-29 22:43
Similar to when he was blown up previously, everything else dies, except for one specific piece in this case one side
BubblesZap2025-10-29 22:46
it'd be funny if someone cut off Deadpool's left leg and somehow that part is the "living" part and the rest of him dies lol. (I know that's not how it works but it'd be funny,)
A_Is_For_Azathoth2025-10-29 23:07
I mean if you vaporized everything but his big toe, you'd end up with a toe slowly growing into an insane person.
mitvh23112025-10-29 23:17
Then you get 10 minutes of the team talking around the toe and quick cuts to a dormant toe for reaction shots of what's being said, each time it gets extra pieces added so like a foot then leg then torso etc until he can finally talk and start going off at everyone in the room
neon_spacebeam2025-10-29 23:42
Fuck dude, thats so good. Someone like Cable or Logan would eventually remark that this is the most fun they've had with Wade or that this is the funniest he's ever been (as everyone hangs out in a circle with Wade's toe sitting on the floor). Generally just saying things that Wade might have wanted an ear present for. When Deadpool completely regrows, they return to not enjoying his presence and this makes Wade joke that it'd be cool if they went back to fellating him with compliments.
Schedonnardus2025-10-29 23:43
So, are his cells like a giant hive mind that can telepathically determine if there are other pieces and which ones should reproduce a new wade?
LostBob2025-10-30 01:11
He has a soul and it picks a piece.
Schedonnardus2025-10-30 01:21
Makes sense
LogicalUpset2025-10-30 02:42
It wouldn't surprise me if his soul just decided either the piece with the most dick attached or the most dick shaped would be the one he "uses".
iwannalynch2025-10-30 00:15
I wonder how the regeneration would start. Is it like, shin, then thigh then hips then torso then head? Or massive toe attached to a baby body?
caniuserealname2025-10-30 09:52
Catches the tip of his finger while chopping veg, but that just happens to be where the master molecule was that day
JoshTheBard2025-10-29 23:30
There should be a What If? where he's like a starfish and hacking him to pieces creates multiple Deadpools
F-Punch2025-10-29 23:34
That's happened before. Some villain kept cutting pieces off him and throwing them in a dumpster, all the pieces regenerated together into Evil Deadpool
grae_me2025-10-29 23:40
sounds like a horror direct to DVD film staring Daniel Baldwin
BosPaladinSix2025-10-29 23:45
So like the deep freeze from Frankenhooker.
HomerJunior2025-10-30 02:21
Sounds like the perfect leader for an Army of Darkness
shwarma_heaven2025-10-29 23:31
Wasn't there a comic in which his severed pieces kept growing?
alexjf562025-10-29 23:33
Definitely
DeliciousPosition3902025-10-30 01:44
that makes sense, it’s always that one part that survives the craziness, lol
Legonistrasz2025-10-30 02:18
Whatever side the neuron fired to.
On the plus side he only has half the cancer to deal with… for a bit
steak4take2025-10-29 22:44
You get to see some of his deadpoo.
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TheGreendaleGrappler2025-10-29 22:55
Chat GPT copy and pasting an answer is kind of crazy (and lazy) work.
odiin17312025-10-29 22:46
That's how you end up with 2 Deadpools.
TetraLoach2025-10-30 01:10
I want a What If style One Shot where he just keeps splitting himself in half and multiplying exponentially until the entire planet is subsumed by a writhing mass of Deadpools.
Nonadventures2025-10-29 22:49
Old Testament had a story like this
GregariousJB2025-10-29 22:50
On that note, if his brain is destroyed and needs to regenerate, wouldn't he lose all his memories like Wolvie did when shot in the head with an adamantium bullet?
matito292025-10-29 23:03
It ain’t that kind of movie, kid.
mlaislais2025-10-29 23:04
Yeah the 4th wall brings the memories back.
TheBosk2025-10-30 17:04
*turns to the camera* hey kids remind me again what's going on...*nods affirmatively* got it thanks *rage noises*
jotap1992025-10-29 23:05
ILikestuff552025-10-29 23:11
Thank you, Harrison Ford
Crimkam2025-10-29 23:20
He'd find a copy of the movie on dvd and watch it to get his memories back
HomerJunior2025-10-30 02:44
Why do they not just watch ahead to find out what's going to happen? Are they stupid?
HD-232025-10-30 03:38
It's stuck in the present, like spaceballs
BeeCJohnson2025-10-30 08:25
When will *then* be *now*?
FunkoPopPortraits2025-10-29 23:24
I don’t think anyone knows enough about the science of human brain regeneration to say definitely how it should or would work.
Theboulder0272025-10-30 00:39
The hulk once smashed deadpools head and he still had his memories when it regenerated. No clue how that works.
SarcasticGamer2025-10-30 01:12
A brain turned to mush would just regenerate vs one that gets completely destroyed with nothing left.
Kylynara2025-10-30 02:16
When caterpillars turn into butterflies they turn into goo with no apparent organs or anything inside the chrysalis and then reform into butterflies. And yet, the butterfly has been shown to retain memories from when it was a caterpillar.
So honestly, it's believable enough for a comic book or movie.
Didact672025-10-30 01:15
I remember he got shot in the head in one comic. He acted brain damaged for a while but was back to his normal self after healing.
CaptHayfever2025-10-30 03:21
...His normal self *is* brain-damaged.
LordLoss012025-10-30 03:16
Argument could be that Wade's mind is already so messed up that nothing else could damage it further. It's like trying to burn ashes.
Rryann2025-10-30 09:08
He’s been completely incinerated, and only his adamantium skeleton was left, except of a few bits of organic matter. He regenerated around his skeleton, and when he was whole again, he remember everything. Was himself as if nothing happened.
He’s been torn in half at his waist, and when he crawled to his legs (that were thrown OVER a mountain by Hulk), he just kind of reattached himself and healed back to his lower half.
Wolverines regenerative abilities just kind of follow the rule of “whoever is writing this story decides what his abilities can do”.
daniel-sousa-me2025-10-30 12:17
Since this is sort of magic, all the synapses of the brain could regenerate to the exact configuration they were in before
the_reql2025-10-29 22:51
The half with his heart/left brain hemisphere heals
Supermite2025-10-29 22:57
[Evil Deadpool](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Evil_Deadpool_(Earth-616)#:~:text=The%20origins%20of%20the%20being,kept%20them%20in%20her%20freezer.) is your answer.
doffraymnd2025-10-29 23:35
The one true answer. 🏅🏅🏅
psychosaur2025-10-29 23:35
Yes! I'm surprised how far I had to scroll to find this answer.
bobsnopes2025-10-30 00:31
> The two crossed paths for the first time after the Evil Deadpool blew up Deadpool's favorite chimichanga joint
bretttucker902025-10-30 00:46
hankventure832025-10-30 12:36
You're goody little two shoes!
TheForeverUnbanned2025-10-30 07:42
Evil? Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun.
o_MrBombastic_o2025-10-29 23:00
In the comics Wolverine was ripped in half he had to crawl to his legs and reattach his waist the two haves grew into each other I assume down the middle both sides would crawl towards each other
Aliaina2025-10-29 23:01
Bigeneration.
the_timps2025-10-29 23:35
Dr Deadpool
Superheroesaregreat2025-10-29 23:02
Idk we should try it
bootsay2025-10-29 23:04
Two pools
Lidge13372025-10-29 23:06
The one with even an atom more than the other regrows the other half while the other half withers away.
MooseCentral19692025-10-29 23:10
hope he pulls himself together rather than become 2 of them.
RunOfTheMill_232025-10-29 23:13
I think they would attract back together and fuse into one. Maybe when split though the left and right brains act differently. Could be a funny bit.
Horror-Emotion-95942025-10-29 23:17
Pretty sure his sides would stitch themselves back together. (Am I wrong? I havn't watched the deadpool movies.)
FunkoPopPortraits2025-10-29 23:22
Whichever side is his good side for the camera is the one that survives and grows back the other half.
Evorgleb2025-10-29 23:28
He dies
Ok_Cream25202025-10-29 23:30
The brain half would regenerate.
Bevester2025-10-29 23:38
Probably the half with the liver
whatintheeverloving2025-10-29 23:39
I was watching an episode of Lucifer yesterday and a character was explaining how his particular form of immortality worked, referring to a 'master molecule', and Lucifer replied, "Yes, yes, Wolverine rules, I get it."
Which made me look the term up, and apparently somewhere in the Wolverine comics it's mentioned that there's a single molecule that's the most 'him' and whichever side it happens to be on is the one that gets regenerated. If he's completely disintegrated, his new body grows around that one molecule.
Maybe Deadpool works the same way?
The-Panther-King2025-10-30 02:06
Does it regrow the adamantium?
jdelator2025-10-30 02:19
Logically Wolverine should be rejecting adamantium the same way it would reject a stabbing or a gunshot.
tehCharo2025-10-30 02:36
It is trying, his healing factor was basically always struggling to heal him from the adamantium poisoning he was suffering from, after Magneto ripped it all out, he sort of degenerated into a feral beast because it was finally unhindered, he eventually got a new perfected procedure that wasn't poisoning him.
Bruhimonlyeleven2025-10-30 08:29
It's what kills him in Logan.
tehCharo2025-10-30 08:33
It's similar with Cable, he should be this psionic powerhouse but the techno-organic virus that made his arm into metal is slowly eating away as his body and his mutant powers are being all used up to hold it back. I know the love action adaptations aren't 1:1 but I do hope they explore these details in them some day.
MetaPhysicalMarzipan2025-10-30 13:42
“Love action” is hilarious, Deadpool would definitely say that to Cable if he showed up again
JorryckMassani2025-10-30 23:52
Exactly why Nate Grey, X-Man, is such a beast. Without the TOV, he unleashes his full power and is glorious.
DynamicMangos2025-10-30 11:07
I think technically the 'being stabbed multiple times and impaled on a treestump' is what killed him (though, the Adamantium Poisoning made him weak enough for it to kill him)
D4nnys3xb4ng2025-10-30 13:45
Isn’t his body fighting the anti mutant cure in the corn starch which is suppressing his healing factor as well?
Bruhimonlyeleven2025-10-30 14:04
Pretty sure it's just the admantium. It's even an issue in the film before, where the samurai dude tells him it's poisoning him and he should let him take it.
Wolv902025-10-30 12:12
He went more feral. The phase where he was no nose feral was after Cables son tried to put Adamantium back in him to make him a horseman of death and he broke free to save Cannonball.
chrhe832025-10-30 12:22
The adamantium shooting out of him like spikes if I remember killing everyone in the vicinity.
lesterbottomley2025-10-30 13:10
When Magento stripped him of his adamantium his healing factor went into overdrive, no longer having to fight against it.
Aiyon2025-10-30 13:42
Or rather it had been in overdrive for years to keep up, and so didn't automatically slow down
Safe-Ad40012025-10-31 03:40
Yeah. What the other guy said.
ny15912025-10-31 04:54
It was molecularly grafted to his bones. that’s like trying to peel off an iron plate from a larger piece of steel that’s been perfectly welded on.
outerheavenboss2025-10-30 02:19
As far as I can remember, no.
Flammable_Invicta2025-10-30 02:30
In most continuities, no. If the adamantium in Wolverine is destroyed, it doesn’t come back. I *think* there has been exceptions to this, where it’s explained that the way the adamantium merges with his bone marrow makes it so it basically becomes part of his DNA.
whatintheeverloving2025-10-30 02:40
Haha, gotta love those slapped-together, "Uhhhh, it stays because reasons," type of excuses the writers come up with to make their vision work. Can't get more metal than being genetically part adamantium.
WitnessDesperate48542025-10-30 04:17
Honestly I always thought since his brain is encased it was what he always regrew from and on the chance his brain did get damaged it would manifest as memory loss leading him to not remember most of his past
siestarrific2025-10-30 05:02
> Can't get more metal than being genetically part adamantium
Literally
reality_hijacker2025-10-30 06:17
Wolverine and Magneto's 2 step get rich quick scheme -
1. Extract adamantium from Wolverine's bones
2. Sell adamantium
Repeat as soon as Wolvy grows it back until you are richest dude in the world.
Bruhimonlyeleven2025-10-30 08:42
Magneto can feel precious metals in the earth, and pull them out, and forge them into bars. Gold can be found with silver in it, he could feel that and pull it out. And at his strongest he can control gold too.
Idk why he always bends metals so awkwardly in the movies, he just bends it, and lifts it. He could literally reshape it, and use it to build structures, and forge with it.
You would think magneto would also Carrey metal weapons, like a pair of swords or knives or something. At the very least his suit should have like metal buckles or something he can use in a pinch.
Shit, he should wear a suit if armor into battle lol, even a super heavy metal he could move around in effortlessly. Considering how fragile he is to a wooden arrow, or plastic bullet, you'd think he would protect himself better.
The benefits of him encasing himself in metal are crazy high. His helmet that blocks mental attacks should be fastened to his suit so it can't be pulled off as well.
This just seems practical.
Veggiemon2025-10-30 10:44
Why isn’t magneto simply doctor doom, stupid comic book writers
reality_hijacker2025-10-30 11:51
But Magneto can't pull what's not there. Adamantium is extremely rare in marvel universe, if Wolverine can grow adamantium out of nothing then they would have monopoly on the supply. They could run everyone else out of business and price fix the metal at a very high point.
minimell_89102025-10-30 05:30
Isn't there a story where it becomes part of him with Krakoan resurrection?
octarine_turtle2025-10-30 09:33
Originally, there was a mention of Forge having a stockpile of Adamantium. However, that was never really mentioned again. Instead, the Five could just make whatever was needed, seeing as they included Proteus. By working in unison, they could make his reality manipulation permanent. It was one of the things that allowed ressurection in the first place. So they just recreated Wolverines body as it was whenever the template for it was made.
FrostBricks2025-10-30 02:45
No. But that's okay, 'cos the absence is just forgotten by the next writer.
(The fluctuations, and consistency, of Wolverines healing is wild)
Thunder-Fist-002025-10-30 03:40
That was added later in an experiment.
Redan2025-10-30 04:48
In most situations, the adamantium stops whatever might bisect wolverine.
Bruhimonlyeleven2025-10-30 08:28
No. That's a foreign object. It wouldn't regrow a bicycle if you rammed one through him.
jpmorgan99202025-10-30 08:40
Don't give the writers the idea..
SeanJones852025-10-30 18:28
During The Wolverine, where he got his adamantium claws cut off, the claws that regrew were bone claws following that.
Conrexxthor2025-10-31 06:36
yes for Laura/X-23, not Wolverine.
Wolverine only had his skeleton bound to Adamantium.
Laura was specifically genetically re-created with an Adamantium skeleton because the one who had to do it for her thought that all Wolverines had Adamantium bones.
corner2025-10-30 03:15
Molecules can pretty easily be split, so I guess that’s the key to killing Wolverine and Deadpool. Even an atom can be split…
Double-Slowpoke2025-10-30 04:13
There is a single quark that is the most “him” and whatever side…
TheLostRanger01172025-10-30 03:16
But what if THAT part is cut perfectly down the middle??
whatintheeverloving2025-10-30 03:24
You can't, when it sees a blade coming it skillfully wriggles out of the way!
TheLostRanger01172025-10-30 04:16
So does that prove absolute consciousness?
a4techkeyboard2025-10-30 03:26
I guess the odds of it being on the the tiny bit of flesh lopped off that isn't around the adamantium is small.
But it'd be funny if Wolverine just died from a papercut and everyone's wondering what happened until an adamantium-less Wolverine pops up from from the pile of mail he dropped.
whatintheeverloving2025-10-30 03:31
That sounds like the kind of gag you'd see in a Deadpool-Wolverine team-up, with Deadpool poking Wolverine's molecule-less corpse with a stick flummoxed as to why he's suddenly keeled over - and then a teeny tiny rapidly-regenerating-from-the-molecule Wolverine squeaks angrily up at him from the stack of mail.
Trvr_MKA2025-10-30 04:00
Domino got lucky
closetsquirrel2025-10-30 03:28
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Lucio-Player2025-10-30 21:35
Maybe he can’t survive without that molecule?
EnkiiMuto2025-10-30 03:28
The wolverine thing didn't use to be like that but civil war had a ridiculous scene where only the skeleton remains and wolverine just comes back 2 minutes later.
thtawkwardguy2025-10-30 04:03
If I remember correctly, there was a run where Deadpool regenerated from a drop of blood
Pitiful-Sympathy-6532025-10-30 04:15
thats a cool theory, it makes sense given his regeneration quirks tbh
SailorET2025-10-30 04:31
I watched the exact same episode two days ago and was trying to figure what the Chekov's gun was going on here.
whatintheeverloving2025-10-30 05:21
I thought so too! Cain going on about trying everything up to and including dunking himself in acid, and I was like... when's finding that molecule going to become a thing???
onepostandbye2025-10-30 04:54
That’s why Wolverine doesn’t like volcanoes
whatintheeverloving2025-10-30 05:23
Funnily enough, the Lucifer character in question talks about trying to toss himself into a volcano and how the several decades that followed were not the best. Peak regeneration results in peak pain.
onepostandbye2025-10-30 06:03
That’s sadmusing
X-WingAtAliciousnes12025-10-30 05:14
There was a comic where he was ripped in half by Hulk and he had to go and find his bottom half to reconnect it or something
MindRaptor2025-10-30 06:09
So if the tip of his pinky finger gets cut off and it happened to have the master molecule then what?
StanyeEast2025-10-30 21:20
Why aren't doctors implementing this in treatment, now that we know the Marvel universe is a documentary?
whatintheeverloving2025-10-30 22:11
It's irresponsible not to, frankly. I smell a medical malpractice suit.
Masterhaze7102025-10-29 23:41
In the comics an evil version of Deadpool is formed by all the lost limbs and pieces of him put together. Could be a cool story to tell.
burghguy32025-10-30 17:53
That would tie in great with the Ship of Theseus theme with Vision. That dialogue is rife for parody.
JesterMarcus2025-10-30 00:21
Didn't this literally happen in Deadpool 2?
afminick2025-10-30 01:40
"I'm gonna rip you in half now"
"That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. Oh my God! I can't feel my legs! Oh wait, there they are..."
Stevenwave2025-10-30 01:47
Yep. Torn in half. Top half regrows the bottom half.
Status_Cheesecake_492025-10-30 12:48
Just shirt cockin it
Gsusruls2025-10-30 16:50
Difference was, we all kinda agreed frictionlessly that the top half should sprout new legs. No real argument there.
Now split him into two halfs by cutting top to bottom. I don't think we'll hit the same consensus.
Heavy_Can87462025-10-30 00:28
Two theories.
1) his dominant brain side will restore him but other half dies
2) 2 deadpools
IamJohnnyHotPants2025-10-30 00:38
So Psylocke tells Apocalypse “I know the kind of mutants you’re looking for,” but then she brings him to a bird man?
Dave_B0012025-10-30 00:50
To stop the lobo effect both sides live but pull each other together.
mrbaryonyx2025-10-30 00:53
I heard Deadpool and Wolverine has a strong bisectual subtext so I thought they were going to answer this question, but weirdly they didn't.
Brighton2k2025-10-30 00:57
split personality
Desperate-Pen75302025-10-30 02:15
Iether we get 2 Deadpool's, or he staples himself back to gether
jmoore52832025-10-30 02:40
You get Agent X, kinda
Ennardsinnards2025-10-30 02:52
I heard somewhere say that he could just pull himself back together or depending on the comic bleed out if he didn't do it in time.
Though in most cases it's probably just he regenerates and you don't question it.
OkCourage40852025-10-30 02:54
Wasn’t one of his villains a Frankenstein of Deadpool parts that were still alive?
manickitty2025-10-30 02:59
Eventually all the severed parts of deadpool fuse to become evil deadpool
i_should_be_coding2025-10-30 03:04
Well, ask yourself this, if he gets decapitated, does his head grow a body, or does his body grow a head?
CaptHayfever2025-10-30 03:21
Two words: Starfish Rachel.
EvilTwinCities2025-10-30 03:25
The two halves become half-sentient beings compelled to reunite. Possibly linked telepathically.
Justkeeptalking19852025-10-30 03:43
Pain
ScarcityAfraid78902025-10-30 03:49
Mitosis
Redzfreak20162025-10-30 03:57
He makes a joke about being “beside himself”
mattymel_272025-10-30 04:06
There's a video explaining that there's a stronger side of the brain (left or right, I can't remember). Which, in Deadpool's case, will regenerate the other half back leaving one half dead
kaijuking872025-10-30 04:35
The half with his heart grows back?
Worth-Charge9132025-10-30 04:43
Dipool
MacellumMycelium2025-10-30 04:52
In the comics bith halves regenerated into whole deadpools. It was, as you might imagine, a LOT.
Darth_Jason2025-10-30 06:43
References Galore?
WombatChilli2025-10-30 08:53
There was an incident where Thor accidentality liquefied Deadpool and Madcap (also a healer) and they regenerated together with Madcap becoming a voice in Deadpool's head. When this situation was finally revealed they had Thor and Luke Cage pull them from opposite sides bisecting them perfectly in half and allowing each half to regenerate into one of them.
There was also that therapist who collected Deadpool's off-cuttings, which he found and put in a bin where they regenerated together into Evil Deadpool (who had a second, backward right arm instead of a left arm).
Earthwick2025-10-30 15:00
So he has been split in half before. Wolverine has also had his arm torn off. If they push it back together quickly they will heal if it takes a minute whatever side remains conscious will grow back the other side. There's a comic where Wade regenerates from a drop of tissue.
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On the plus side he only has half the cancer to deal with… for a bit
So honestly, it's believable enough for a comic book or movie.
He’s been torn in half at his waist, and when he crawled to his legs (that were thrown OVER a mountain by Hulk), he just kind of reattached himself and healed back to his lower half.
Wolverines regenerative abilities just kind of follow the rule of “whoever is writing this story decides what his abilities can do”.
Which made me look the term up, and apparently somewhere in the Wolverine comics it's mentioned that there's a single molecule that's the most 'him' and whichever side it happens to be on is the one that gets regenerated. If he's completely disintegrated, his new body grows around that one molecule.
Maybe Deadpool works the same way?
Literally
1. Extract adamantium from Wolverine's bones
2. Sell adamantium
Repeat as soon as Wolvy grows it back until you are richest dude in the world.
Idk why he always bends metals so awkwardly in the movies, he just bends it, and lifts it. He could literally reshape it, and use it to build structures, and forge with it.
You would think magneto would also Carrey metal weapons, like a pair of swords or knives or something. At the very least his suit should have like metal buckles or something he can use in a pinch.
Shit, he should wear a suit if armor into battle lol, even a super heavy metal he could move around in effortlessly. Considering how fragile he is to a wooden arrow, or plastic bullet, you'd think he would protect himself better.
The benefits of him encasing himself in metal are crazy high. His helmet that blocks mental attacks should be fastened to his suit so it can't be pulled off as well.
This just seems practical.
(The fluctuations, and consistency, of Wolverines healing is wild)
Wolverine only had his skeleton bound to Adamantium.
Laura was specifically genetically re-created with an Adamantium skeleton because the one who had to do it for her thought that all Wolverines had Adamantium bones.
But it'd be funny if Wolverine just died from a papercut and everyone's wondering what happened until an adamantium-less Wolverine pops up from from the pile of mail he dropped.
"That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. Oh my God! I can't feel my legs! Oh wait, there they are..."
Now split him into two halfs by cutting top to bottom. I don't think we'll hit the same consensus.
1) his dominant brain side will restore him but other half dies
2) 2 deadpools
So Psylocke tells Apocalypse “I know the kind of mutants you’re looking for,” but then she brings him to a bird man?
Though in most cases it's probably just he regenerates and you don't question it.
References Galore?
There was also that therapist who collected Deadpool's off-cuttings, which he found and put in a bin where they regenerated together into Evil Deadpool (who had a second, backward right arm instead of a left arm).